Poetry for Neanderthals(R) Word-Guessing Card Game

A word game where u must speak good or get hit with a stick It's good to be a Poet. It's good to be a Neanderthal. What isn't good is being both of those things at the same time. As a Poet, you'd love to recite thoughtful prose like: The mighty Woolly Mammoth makes a mockery of my tiny hairless body. But as a Neanderthal, you're only capable of saying: The most strong big thing with trunk and much hair make fun of my too-small bald bones and skin. The trouble for you is that as a Neanderthal, you don't know any words that are more than one syllable. The trouble for your team is that they're listening to a Neanderthal recite poetry......